The following individuals are being drafted

In the wake of recent events it seems that we need to put together a special task force to deal with the ‘zombies’ (and other crazies) crawling out of the woodwork lately.  Just in case you are that odd person who lives under a rock, it seems the Zombie Apocalypse has begun.

It started in Florida where a naked man developed a taste for another man’s face.  From there it jumped to New Jersey.  Okay in the New Jersey case I think the individual was chumming for zombies since he decided to toss his intestines at police.  Now it has made it to the great state of Texas where mother took the phrase ‘I love you so much I could just eat you up’ way too far.

In the interest of public safety we need a team of badasses to put a stop to the madness before it spreads any farther so the following individuals are now drafted for duty:

Sam and Dean Winchester








Connor and Murphy MacManus








Richard B Riddick










You will report to your commanding officer, Daryl Dixon, who by the way will be providing live bait (Carol Peletier) for your upcoming zombie hunt.




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