They’re back!

Well fans of two shows will be happy next as both Drag U and Falling Skies return.

Drag U is back for Season 3.  Which means more RuPaul as he and his Queens teach biological women  how to be fierce Drag Queens.  Season 3 premieres On Monday June 18th.

Falling Skies which pretty much lost me by just totally hiding under rock after their season premiere returns on Sunday June 17th.  Whether or not enough people are interested in it now to warrant a third season remains to be seen.  TNT has been very sloppy in keeping the show in the viewers minds unlike The Walking Dead which has viewers (Including me) salivating at the thought of it’s return in October.  For that you can thank AMC,the producers and stars of the series They haven’t let us forget, maybe because it seems like they are drooling at the thought as much as the fans!

Okay I won’t bash Falling Skies anymore and I will tune it to the premiere what happens from there I just don’t know. 

 

The following individuals are being drafted

In the wake of recent events it seems that we need to put together a special task force to deal with the ‘zombies’ (and other crazies) crawling out of the woodwork lately.  Just in case you are that odd person who lives under a rock, it seems the Zombie Apocalypse has begun.

It started in Florida where a naked man developed a taste for another man’s face.  From there it jumped to New Jersey.  Okay in the New Jersey case I think the individual was chumming for zombies since he decided to toss his intestines at police.  Now it has made it to the great state of Texas where mother took the phrase ‘I love you so much I could just eat you up’ way too far.

In the interest of public safety we need a team of badasses to put a stop to the madness before it spreads any farther so the following individuals are now drafted for duty:

Sam and Dean Winchester

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Connor and Murphy MacManus

 

 

 

 

 

Ash

 

Richard B Riddick

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You will report to your commanding officer, Daryl Dixon, who by the way will be providing live bait (Carol Peletier) for your upcoming zombie hunt.

 

 

Alright TWD fnas, it’s been a while

I know I have been having Walking Dead withdrawals and October is a long way off, but take heart!  The cast is back in Georgia on set.  So they’re working on it but in the meantime if you need a TWD fix, check out this video of excertts for the TWD Discussion Panel at Texas Frightmare Weekend.

Doomsday is coming…again

When will all these doomsday prophets give it up?  No one knows when it will happen, not even Christ himself.  Do these idiots think that they know better than the Messiah?  Now some unknown little ‘Christian’ group in Miami is telling us June 30th.

Miami-based 666 tattoo cult says world will end on June 30th

Well this time we have a twist.  The world won’t literally end.  All the governments will just fall but only these knuckleheads will survive, and they are all going to turn into X-men on top of it.  God’s going to give them all superpowers!

All I can say is maybe they need to put down the Marvel Comics and pick up a bible some time!  And maybe enjoy this little number from Jesus Christ Superstar.

King Herod’s Song

All Hail the Queen Sharon Needles wins!

So Monday night a new queen was crowned,  we met a new faculty member of of DragU and we know what Willam did.

Willam, the rumors were flying hard and heavy on what you did.  Everything from drug use to who knows what and in the end it was something that we really can’t get mad about or gossip about.  You were bumping uglies with your husband.  I ain’t mad at you girl, you’re hubby is your hubby.  I must say that as much as your arrogance and name dropping annoyed me, inthe end I would much rather have had you make it to the top 3 than the habitual liar Phi Phi O’Hara.  Who continued to spew that crap about her father and how bad he treats her when all anyone has to do is look at her MySpace page to see How Miss Phi Phi brags onthe fact that her father supports her in everything she does.   You may have been an annoying name dropper but you never lied and you never deliberately threw a friend under the bus like Phi Phi.

Latrice Motherfucking Royale, you represented for the big girls.  Making it all the way to the top 4.  But you left your mark when you left.  It was a given that the fans who had grown to admire your courage, strength and honesty would vote for you as Miss Congeniality.  You have been a great role model and an inspiration.  Your willingness to talk about being in prison, and to show that there is life after prison  is a sign of hope for anyone who has been there.  And yes I am looking forward to seeing more of you as you join the faculty of DragU.

Chad Michaels, we all know that you are a professional and you showed us what professionalism is.  You would have been an acceptable champion that would have worn the crown with class but it was not to be.  Sharon Needles, spooky Scary Sharon won.

I liked Sharon from day one when she strolled the runaway all dressed up as a zombie and drooling fake blood down her chin.  Drag is the illusion of being female and not all women are glamorous beauty queens.  Not all women dress up looking like they stepped out of a Vera Wang ad.   Sharon you represent something different.  A new face of drag.  And that what this competition should be about, seeing All the many facets of drag and not just showgirls and beauty queens.  Congratulations, Sharon Needles.  All Hail the Queen

All WIll be revealed!

Who won Ru Paul’s Drag Race?

What did Willam do?

Tune in Monday Night 9pm Eastern to RuPaul’s Drag Race Reunion show to get the answers!  And don’t for get that Ru asked us to help her pick the deserving winner of Season 4! Tweet to #Drag Race or Post on Drag Race’s Facebook page to let Ru know your choice to wear the crown;  Sharon Needles (Yes!), Chad Michaels (acceptable) Or Phi Phi O’Hara (Should have sashayed away a long time ago!)